Dear Tweakers,

    Your valuable previous posts and threads are gone with the switch to the new TweakXP.com server, but all is not lost! Recover your stars! Find that thread you desperately need to complete your install! Get it all back on a genuine virgin plastic 3.5 floppy in Collectors' Edition Classic Black Gloss.
    Send $10 (U.S. cash, no stinking checks!) or 11 Euros to:
    El Technosaur, Tibas la florida, Costa Rica
     * All Euro payments must be accompanied by a certified statement of authenticity from a bank in a country that still uses real money.
     * For double-density, include $5 advanced technology surcharge  
     * Allow 180 days for delivery.

     The next 10 subscribers will also receive absolutely free of charge as an appreciation bonus the new rage sensation of the Seattle club rap scene:

  Billy Bob Gates & the MicroTones32
- "You'll Do It My Way" (*copyright Frank Sinatra, courtesy KaZaa)
- "R U XPerienced" (copyright Jimi Hendrix, KaZaa)
- "Get Off of My Clouds" (copyright Rolling Stones, KaZaa)
- "Open Socket to Me"
- "Port 80 Intruder Blues Rapsody in C:\Minor"
- "Critical Update Cantana" (great for Latin dancing!)
- and "Denial of Service Jam" ... all on digitalized 8-track tape optimized for play in Lenox Hi-Fidelity Surrogate Sound (you pay nothing for the music and only $12.95 for the tape and handling! Order now!)  

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 (and we don't call it "free" because we give it away)
      A public service announcement sponsored by

                   Techno Soar Enter-prizes
              An Equal Opportunistic Employer

  Hey Cassi, I see you've already got your avatar installed. Good going. Folks, see how nice that "Alien" avatar identifies Cassi? Now you too can have an avatar.

   You can be cheap and learn how to do it yourself from the many experts here at TweakXP, or you can choose one from my extensive avatar library or have one of my staff artists produce a custom design that fits you, your personality, your hopes and dreams, your fantasies and illusions of yourself.  This is an absolutely free public service of EgoGraphics, the graphics division of Techno Soar. (You pay only shipping and handling fees, $21.95.) 

                     Techno Soar Products 

Only an extra $5 for DD???

what a deal

 Advanced technology does not come cheap. These are 100 percent virgin plastic, no recycled junk, with a Collector's Edition Classic Black High Gloss finish.

   My friend, it's a bargain at half the price! Order now!